There used to be a major troll on these boards that went by the name RRZ. He/she polluted these forums by non stop whining and begging and crying for new games all the damn time. He/she would get banned but would show up the next day or so with a new account crying about how games were "lost forever" if they weren't emulated right away.
Anyways, your style of writing and the way you are saying things sounds EXACTLY like the way he/she would write.